1st Woman: Hi Wanda.
2nd Woman: Hi Sylvia! How did you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: How horrible!
1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st Woman: So what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so exchausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--we would both still be alive.
Thank you to Nadine from Maryland for sharing this joke with us.
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This is too damn funny Dallas! I am really feeling this post and the entire blog. Thanks so much!
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