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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Janet Jackson - Anytime, Anyplace

R. Kelly - Sex Me

Maceo Parker - Childrens World.wmv




This artist was introduced to me by a dear friend of mine. This song fall's right into the category of my favorite "love making" songs. I can't wait to get it on with Roger while listening to Maceo and Stanley (Clark, that is) I will eventually compile a list and possibly put together a CD with all my favorites for your listening and love making pleasure.

Let's Talk about the Pregnant Woman's Coochie Drive

Usually when I reach out to you, it's generally from my own personal experience or the experience of a friend or case study. I did something a little bit different today and was surprised at the results by a couple of people. Some of the responses didn't surprise me, but again some did. I conducted a poll from family members and friends to get their personal experience on this topic and I will share their thoughts with you. I know you're watching ladies :-).

I would like to start with me and my personal experience. For those of you who aren't aware, I have a 17 year old son and I remember the joy of first learning that I was on my way to becoming a mother and I also remember as if it were yesterday the first time that I held him. That's some priceless shit!!! Now once I learned that I was pregnant, slowly but surely my sex drive began to change. It went from fuckin' 7-8 times a week to once a month if that. I just didn't have a desire for my son's Dad any longer. There may have been other reason's why I didn't want to give up the coochie, but he wasn't going to get it "from me" whatever the reason was. I even refused to give him "head" and didn't give a fuck if he got the pussy from somewhere else. I recall a time when he rested in the bathtub making an honest attempt to rid of his "blue balls". What I found odd was that I was still very horny, so I would wait until he left the house and masturbate, sometimes 3 sessions in a row. The orgasms were awesome! There is nothing like a pregnant cum session.

The question that I asked 10 women this evening was this: When you were pregnant did you still want to have sex? Or did you prefer self pleasure? I asked 10 women, only 8 responded. Hey it's Sunday, the other 2 may still be in church. Let's see what they said.

Let's start with this young lady: I've known her all of her 28 years and she is very dear to me. Ms. Aiyana responded with "self-pleasure. Say's she didn't want to have any interactions sexually with the father of her children. Hmmmm, we must be related! Actually we are but I am certain her answer has no hereditary connections.

Ms. Nettie, Ms. Nettie, Ms. Nettie!! Girl, I didn't know you had it in you. You always appeared to be the conservative type out in public and I can generally pick the freak-a-leaks out but I must admit you're response surprised me. Here is what Ms. Nettie said: "Sex, sex, sex, I was EXTREMELY Horny all 9 months, I'm surprised I didn't have triplets!" Talk about a Happy Homefront. Go Nettie!!!

Wait a minute!!! I'm beginning to think this "no sex" issue while being pregnant may be hereditary. My younger sister Janet response was: "No sex, no self-pleasure, I just wanted to sleep." Family members, we may have to get together and talk about this "seriously".

I met Lisa 9 years ago and she had "freak" written on her forehead, well not literally but I could see it coming a mile away. Lisa's response to my question was: "Sex, sex, sex and more sex. Lisa has two children, so I also asked if this was her desire both times and her reply was "Yes". She went on to add that even when she was in labor giving birth she wanted to have sex at that time too. My response to her was one simple word "FREAK!!!" and her reply was "YES?"

I miss you guys and I so appreciate you sharing your intimates with me. If you would like to be included in future polls please feel free to send an email to dallasromandotcom@yahoo.com. I will almost always change the names to protect the innocent.

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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Pregnant Pussy

I was ready to talk about this topic this evening, but the rain and nice cool breeze has served as tranquility for me. We will work on this tomorrow!!



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It's Your Turn

Hey you....It's time! I have received several requests from family, friends and strangers alike regarding an opportunity to be a special blog guest. Well, the time has arrived. If you would like to be in the spotlight and take the driver's seat, please send an email to: dallasromandotcom@yahoo.com or on Facebook page Dallas Roman Talks and also on Twitter at Shop_PSSST.

If there are some things you would like to get off your chest, this is your opportunity. I'm waiting to hear from you.

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Fuck n' Go

I was having a conversation with a young woman that was in the middle stages of ending a year long relationship. She was totally committed to her mate, which means there was no "back-pocket" at her disposal, however, things had taken a turn for the worse as it relates to their romance. It had been several months since there was any intimacy between the two of them and she expressed that her body was hungry for a man. She still hadn't had her "nuff" with her gentleman friend, she was holding on as long as she could but her pussy was hungry!! You know some of us can't go too long without feeding our coochies. She wanted to feed her pussy but only with the eventually ending relationship guy. I gave her my suggestion, although I honestly didn't feel she was ready for the journey.

"Fuck n' Go" I exclaimed. Upon her face was the look of many questions. I was more than happy to explain: This can never I repeat NEVER be done at the person's home that is initiating the F n' G session. It must always be done at the receiving parties place, hotel, or some place that you can quickly and easily depart from. You simply meet them at the designated location, it's okay to talk about a few topics, but never speak on the topic of your relationship! Talk about every day events, you know how the bullshit talk goes, talk about the damn weather or the Queen of England but you must never talk about the relationship. Eventually you will make it to the bed, sofa, floor or wherever you plan to hump. Get it in good!!! Make sure your orgasm was worth the drive! Please make certain you are courteous to allow time for your partner to cum as well! Once this has occurred, rest for no longer than 10 minutes. Again, do not talk about the relationship! Go to the restroom, take care of what needs to be taken care of between the legs, get dressed and leave.

This is not an act to be taken lightly especially if you still have feelings for the person you are fucking. It's a simple act of personal pleasure with the borrowed human touch. As time goes on, if you're in the market to find one that you want to spend time with outside of your F n'G partner, the transition to end the sessions will be a lot easier.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Talk To Me!

Hello Loves,

I've come to realize I have not shared my updated email address with you. If you have any questions, concerns, emotional outbursts or steamy topics please send an email to:

dallasromandotcom@yahoo.com

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Monday, July 25, 2011

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Our bodies will eventually rid itself of any inhibitions once you've met the individual that can and will completely please you in the bedroom. I once talked to a young woman that expressed her deepest sex secrets with me and could sense her awkwardness as she shared her bedroom convulsions with me. The dick was so good for her she began speaking in tongues...another language if you will! He hit the right spot, "G" that is and she remembers that particular sexcapade til this very day eventhough this happened over 15 years ago. Fucking is one thing but when that spot is hit right, no one can predetermine what your body will do. Just remember to breathe and relax when you feel that orgasm cuming on.

When I think of the words "hitting my spot" I can't help but to reflect back on the movie that starred Denzel Washington "Devil in a Blue Dress" If you've seen the movie, then feel free to reminisce with me. Denzel is sitting in a chair, the female actress is riding his dick (hollywood style, of course) and the words that expell from her mouth are "you're hittin my spot" over and over until she cums (allegedly). Let's not forget the movie "Monster's Ball" where Halle Berry is on top of Billy Bob Thornton fucking the shit out of him and begging him to "make me feel good." Borderline porno at it's finest.

Speaking in tongues is one thing, but what I did the first time my G-spot was stimulated was purred, like a cat. What a turn-on for him. Not that I am of cat descent, but I couldn't help myself. It came out of no where. ooooooooh it was so good and I can feel my ears tingling as I think about it. I've only purred for one man in my lifetime and if things go as planned, my purring will continue.

Whatever way you have to express to your man/woman that the dick/pussy is good..I say embrace it. I promise that once your convulsions begin, the strokes that are shared amongst the two of you will become deeper and more passionate. The sounds outside of your ordinary moans and groans will serve as psychological stimulation.

Mmmmmmm...I need to purr!

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

I Love My Wife But....

"I can tell if a woman has fucked a man, simply by the way she hugs him."

~Dallas Roman


When you decide to take the matrimonial walk, 9 times out of 10 you already know what you're getting. It could be an asshole, a family person, a whore, a hoe. Bottom line is...you already know! I was surprised and hurt at the same time when I received a phone call years ago from a very familiar telephone number. I remember the day quite well. I was shopping at Barney's of New York in search of some winter clothing. I answered my cellphone expecting to hear the familiar voice that always called me from this number, however it was not the voice I was expecting. It was her husband. My first response to this individual was "Is everything alright?" he chuckled, then paused...the chuckle and nervousness in his voice already told me what was up. He then began to tell me he was always infatuated with me and basically wanted to fuck me! I was in disbelief. I thought to myself and wondered how could a wonderful provider, family man and "friend" muster up enough courage and make a very risky call to a tell-it-all. I finally gathered my thoughts and said "listen here asshole, I won't tell your wife what you've done, just as long as this is the first and last time!" He agreed and ended the call with an apology. Less than six months later the motherfucka did it again. Unfortunately, I lost a friend over the attempted unfaithfulness of her life-long partner that "she" chose. I do recall her telling me several times that she felt he was creeping on her. Yet, she decided to stay in the relationship because all of the secure luxuries he had and I'm certain continues to provide for her and the kids.

The older I get the more prevalent it has become. Men love me, but especially the one's that are married or are in a "so called" monogamous relationship. It bother's me when I meet a man that's married and there is no sign or evidence of a wedding ring. I bet his wife is wearing hers!!!Once I find out about their marital status, they of course feel the urgency to explain themselves. Almost every conversation starts out like this "I love my wife but....she nags too much, she doesn't suck my dick right, she doesn't want sex anymore, she's always too tired, she stopped fixing herself up, she gained too much weight...the list goes on and on. You know what Mr. Incognito Married Man....Fuck You!!! Yeah I said it. What are you doing in the relationship to maintain its marital bliss? Obvious not much, since your ass is at the nightclub chasing skirts, getting telephone numbers and pretending to be single. The word "but" does not and should not be placed after the word "love" stop kidding yourself. More than likely your wife knows you're fucking around, she just hasn't said anything yet, but your ass better be careful, because we all know there is nothing worse than a woman scorned!

Alright ladies, I hear you clapping, but some of you are just as bad as the fellas. The majority of the stories I hear and have counseled on regarding your unmarital activities really fucks with my mind. How in the fuck are you going to bring the innocent kids into this. Find a mothafuckin babysitter if you decide to step out, DAMN!!!. I met a woman who was not happy in her marriage, her husband was mentally and physically abusive and she met a gentleman that made her feel appreciated and loved. She had 2 young sons at the time and was given an "allowance" of $50 a week by her husband, eventhough she worked full time (modern day pimp) We know this isn't enough for a babysitter, so guess what she did. She took her sons with her on picnics, to the park, to the movies, etc. Wherever they went, the kids went. Now if you've been around kids you know they tell everything. The husband never found out about the wife's cheating even with the kids running around the house, screaming their Mom's new friends name around the house at the top of their lungs. Why didn't he find out? They decided on a code name. His code name was Transformers. So the husband didn't give it much thought when his sons begged their Mom to take them to see "Transformers." The unsuspecting husband assumed it was the popular movie.

I've done enough dirt in my lifetime and I strongly believe in karma. I don't care for her very much...Ms. Karma is truly a bitch. However, one thing I do know, if I ever decide to walk down that wonderful aisle called matrimony....I already know what I'm getting and so did you and If you didn't know...your family and friends did!!!!

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Have Fun!!!

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The battle of the Dolls N' Gents pt 9

To my friends in Michigan, Ohio and surrounding areas. There is a battle going on today and I strongly recommend you attend. I really wish I could be there!!! Here is a little bit of information about this informative forum given to me by Ms. Coffee Tee.

"Come to the Livest battle of the sexes event EVER and find out why! The Battle of the Dolls N' Gents part 9 is Poppin off July 24, 2011 from 5-9pm (thats today babies) @ Pi in Southfield, Michigan. We ain't holding NO PUNCHES (that means real talk). If you want the TRUTH about the OPPOSITE sex, then you want to check us out! Mike Bonner is hosting and Mr. Chase is the MC! We got a SPECIAL INTIMATE performance by Pole Fit! This event is for the MATURE crowd...For ticket information, please call Ms. Coffee Tee at 313-220-3975"

If you are able to attend, YOU SHOULD!!!!

Something New

Hi honey's! I hope everyone is having a fabulous weekend. I am working on something very special for all of you. So if you're single, bi-sexual, gay, lesbian, swingers, straight, cross-dressing or transgender, then this is definitely for you.

My day is completely filled with research on a few topics, however, my promise to you is that I will blog later this evening. I have a very interesting topic. Stay Tuned!

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

My Sexy...

When we meet someone for the first time, the attraction to that individual is usually physical. Well for me the attraction goes a bit deeper than physical if it's going to last through a fuck session or two. Hell, we can all get a wet ass by sitting in a tub, but what gets me rejuvenated time and time again is.....wait a minute...let's talk nasty, then we will get all soft and shit! I promise...

I apologize beforehand if I offend anyone who may be related, or personally know the individuals I am going to speak on today.

I know he's no longer in the land of the living, but I would have fucked Ed Bradley in a heartbeat!! You know the newscaster from 60 minutes? He was the epitome of sexy to me. Sean Connery can get it too!!!!These two men are my Hollywood fantasy's. I have been physically attracted to these two men since early youth and I still look twice when I see any segment on the news or big screen about them. Part of the attraction is their gray hair. It has nothing to do with age. George Clooney is hot as fuck as well and I believe we are in the same age bracket. He's new to the game, so I might be kind enough to let him smell my pussy and if he's what I think he is, I might let him lick it a few times. Mmmmm mmmm good, but better than Campbells, much better!!!

My next Sexy is.......damn, i'm wet just thinking about it....give me a minute please......................................................... Fella's...damn I can't even type now.....let's try it again. Fella's, baby don't worry about your hair thinning, your hair line receding or that empty spot you found the other day in the top of your head. I say "Go Bald" Don't be in denial, shave it OFF!!! I promise that you will get more attention and pussy than you have ever had. Now when you go bald, it has to be done right...don't leave a strand up there, now that's the first part, but it's so important to keep the 2nd part in tact as well.. Your facial hair has to be on point. If you have gray in your beard or mustache, don't you dare color it...keep it trimmed really nice and let that gray show. It's a turn-OFF to me when we all know your ass is gray and you decide to have a 15 minute affair with Miss Clairol. Leave Miss Clairol the fuck alone and cum see me.

My man is bald. Oh yeah, I have a man now....I'm just as surprised as you are. I'm done with the "Fillers" Anywho, Roger is now bald but he wasn't when we first met. He had a head full of hair and every strand was perfectly in place. He was fine back then, but today....damn I'm wet again......one moment...............................................I think I need to cum................................................(one phone call and 20 minutes later) Where was I? Oh yeah...Roger is bald and In my opinion, he has grown gracefully into his sexy and I like it...A LOT!!!

Now to my fella's that are not gray and are not bald, it's okay. I'm more than certain you are sexy in your own way. What ever your sextribute is...I demand that you embrace it!!!

"Roger, I need you to do what you said you were going to do because I can't wait any longer...it's throbbing and I'm ready for you to fuck the lining out of me as promised!!!"

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

"Fillers"

Hi Loves, how is everyone? I have recently made a transition from the Midwest to the Southwest. The winter season in Michigan became too much for me to handle...therefore, I have a new hometown. I like it here. The people are nice and very helpful, the weather is awesome in the winter months and will literally take your breath away in the summer months (120 degrees is too damn hot!) I have developed a nice tan that I'm proud of, but have come to realize I need to tan in the nude to have a nice full body tan. My titties and ass is pale while the other portion of my body has become a nice reddish gold. I will miss my babies in Michigan greatly, however, keep in mind, I am just a phone call, text message, smoke signal, Facebook post away, which means we will always be in touch.

I have so many things on my mind that I want to share with you today and I apologize in advance if I roam all over the place with this post. There is a title to this post (Fillers) and I will definitely talk about this in ddetail but there are a couple of topics I deem necessary to touch on this evening.

Fella's, I love you dearly but I am becoming weary of hearing you tell me that you don't or can't masturbate. If you don't touch it, why do you think we will touch it. Explore yourself! This may apply to some women as well.....some women I may not have personally met, or maybe all my female friends are horny freaks and enjoy the non-commital orgasm. Rub it out and go to bed. Masturbation eliminates the need to cuddle and/or talk about the event that took place. Fella's if you didn't know, sometimes we just want to get off and be done with it.

My next topic is about being truthful. When you embark upon dating someone. Please don't take away their right to decide. It pisses me off beyond belief when I hear stories that include dating a man or woman and you're not aware you're the side person. If it doesn't come out in the wash, it will definitely come out in the rinse. If you want to simply fuck someone without any other ties to this individual, please do the right thing and give them the option to decide. You may be surprised by the response.

Alrighty then, let's talk about the topic that has been on my mind for the last 48 hours. I have two best friends, one is male and the other is female. I attempted to play matchmaker with the two of them but...well, let's just say some things are better when they are left alone. I know I can always depend on them if I'm having an emotional break-down, heartache, hair dilema, shoe fetish, or man-hater moment. They are there for me come rain or shine and please understand, I return the favor by being there for them as well.......especially when I have epiphany's at 3:30am their time!!! I am an open book and I absorb what I can. Eager to educate and more eager to learn. I learned something the other night that knocked my socks off and I had to tell my buddies. Now I am going to share it with you.

I was having a telephone conversation with an associate that will also be relocating to Arizona within the next few months. He's an intelligent fellow and I was intrigued by the amount of knowledge he had to share. He asked me a question "Dallas, what are your shortcomings?" I answered "I can sometimes be cold and callous in relationships." He then asked "What's missing?" Now in my dirty mind i thought "great sex." but in my logical mind I replied to him with "I'm lonely." Yep, I'm lonely, I had to get to the core of what was really going on and why as an attractive, sexy, intelligent, funny, adventureous, spunky, loving, caring and sensitive woman like myself, could ever feel this way. I have men lined up, but they are "inadequate."

I have been in love only once in my life!!!Yet, I've had a few people that wanted me to love them and I couldn't. My first and only love was the example of my completeness. He was strong in his mind and with his strength (I felt protected and safe). He accepted me when I was having a bad hair day, good hair day, make-up, no make-up, snoring, talking in my ssleep, you know what I'm talking about...The Genuine Shit! He also knew how to treat this lady! We all know that life happens and eventually life happened with the two of us. It's all good. It was a wonderful experience for me.

Now let me tell you what the subconcious effect for everyone else I dated after him. It was fucked up!!!No really, it was fucked the hell up!!! I discovered why I became bored and frustrated so easily in the relationships after my baby. This might help you understand why you go through what the hell you go through with the people you date as well.

Once you're in love..Real Love, The unconditional, no matter what love! It's hard to get the complete love "drug" from another mate. They may be perfect in 2 areas but lack in 1, or they may not put their coat on the right way (in your eyes), it can be something so simple. Either way, these other individuals become "Fillers" but strange enough....they never quite fulfil. This leaves you searching for the "drug" literally as an addict. Going from woman to woman, or man to man..searching and only finding disappointment after 90 days or more. The only way to rid of this is to cleanse one's mind completely. Give yourself the ability to start anew. It won't be easy, but it can be done!!! Or, in my case...run to your "drug" full speed ahead with open arms!

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